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THE TOP 10
MOST HARMFUL CELEBRITIES OF 2008

CELEBRITIES WHO MOST ABUSE THEIR FAME TO PROMOTE DANGEROUS
OR OTHERWISE HARMFUL INFORMATION.
SPECIAL MENTION: TOM CRUISE, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, TOM SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR HIS
WORK, NOT INSIDE, BUT OUTSIDE OF THE MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY THIS PAST YEAR. HE'S DONE MORE TO
DISCREDIT SCIENTOLOGY THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PLANET. IF ANYONE DIDN'T ALREADY THINK
SCIENTOLOGISTS WERE
BAT SHIT CRAZY, TOM HAS CERTAINLY ETCHED THE DEAL IN STONE! THING OF IT
IS, YOU NEVER JUST FIND SOMEONE WHO'S JUST INNOCENTLY AND HARMLESSLY CONFUSED. THAT SAID, THE
FOLLOWING
TOP 10 LIST INCLUDES ONLY THOSE CELEBRITIES WHO ARE ACTIVELY DOING HARM TO THE
PUBLIC BY SPREADING MISINFORMATION THAT DOES DAMAGE!
TOM CRUISE
(Not On The List!)
#10 - MONTEL WILLIAMS: MONTEL IS AT THE ROCK BOTTOM OF OUR LIST AT #10 BECAUSE HIS        
      DAYTIME TALK SHOW IS NO LONGER ON THE AIR!

* BEST KNOWN FOR PROMOTING PSYCHICS FOR THE BEST WAY TO SOLVE ALMOST ANY CRISES.

* THE FAT 'n FUGLY SYLVIA BROWN'S CAREER WAS CREATED EXCLUSIVELY BY MONTEL.

* USED PSYCHICS TO PROVIDE MADE UP INFORMATION TO THE PARENTS OF MISSING CHILDREN.

* INFORMATION FURNISHED WAS EITHER USELESSLY GENERAL OR JUST PLAIN WRONG!

SHOUT OUT: "YO! MONTEL! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING AFTER ALL THIS MIS-INFORMATION
WAS SPREAD YOU UNAPOLOGETICALLY CONTINUED TO PROMOTE PSYCHIC POWERS TO MILLIONS OF YOUR
VIEWERS?"
#10
MONTEL WILLIAMS
#9
CHUCK NORRIS
#9 - CHUCK NORRIS: THIS GUY DESERVES TO BE ON THE LIST JUST FOR MAKING HORRIBLE MOVIES!

* FREQUENT PUBLIC APPEALS TO TEACH BIBLICAL ALTERNATIVE TO SCIENCE IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

* PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS ADVOCATING THE MISSION OF
'THE NATIONAL COUNCIL ON         
  BIBLE CURRICULUM IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS".

* ADVOCATES YOUNG EARTH FUNDAMENTALISM.

SHOUT OUT: "HEY CHUCK! WHY NOT TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL AT THE CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE? DON'T    
USE YOUR CELEBRITY STATUS TO WAGE WAR AGAINST RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND FURTHER ERODE THE     
QUALITY OF SCIENCE EDUCATION IN THE UNITED STATES."
#8
JOE ROGAN
#8 - JOE ROGAN: AS A COMEDIAN, JOE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO PROMOTE EVERY CONSPIRACY   
     THEORY THAT HE COMES ACROSS. HE APPEARS TO WILLFULLY EMBRACE AND ACCEPT THEM       
     ALL UNCRITICALLY.

* BELIEVES THE APOLLO ASTRONAUTS NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON!

* BELIEVES THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WAS BEHIND THE 9/11 TERRORIST ATTACKS.

* BELIEVES THE OLIVER STONE VERSION OF THE KENNEDY ASSIGNATION!

* BELIEVES ALIENS CRASHED AT
ROSWELL IN 1947 AND THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING IT UP.

* BELIEVES 'MEN IN BLACK'
(PROJECT BLUE BOOK-38yrs ago) STOLE HIS FRIENDS CAMERA.

SHOUT OUT: "JOE! YOU PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO PROMOTING CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND         
ERODING WHAT LITTLE RATIONALITY THE PUBLIC HAS LEFT. AT LEAST HAVE THE COURAGE TO       
COME FORWARD WITH A VALID ARGUMENT AND WELL DOCUMENTED EVIDENCE! RISE TO THE            
OCCASION AND TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY!"
#7 - BEN STEIN: THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A RELIGIOUS PERSON BUT BEN  
     TAKES IT OVER THE TOP!

* CLAIMS THAT EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD IS CAUSED BY NON-CHRISTIAN IDEAS.

* CLAIMS THE STUDY OF SCIENCE CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST........
"The last time any of my       
  relatives saw scientists telling them what to do, they were telling them to go to      
  the showers to get gassed! That's where science leads you!"...
(Ben Stein)

* WANTS EVERYONE TO STOP THINKING OF EVOLUTION AS AN ACTUAL SCIENCE SUPPORTED BY  
VERIFIABLE FACTS AND LOGICAL ARGUMENTS. INSTEAD, FEELS EVERYONE SHOULD THINK OF          
IT AS A DOGMATIC, ATHEISTIC IDEOLOGY AKIN TO MARXISM!

* POSSESSES AN OPEN HOSTILITY TOWARDS SCIENTIFIC LITERACY.

SHOUT OUT: "HEY BEN! A CELEBRITY WHO ARGUES THAT SCIENCE SHOULD BE SUBSERVIENT TO        
RELIGION OR POLITICS AND USES THE HOLOCAUST TO DO SO IS AN INTELLECTUAL ASSHOLE!"
#7
BEN STEIN
#6 - PAMELA ANDERSON: I ENDORSE THE ANNUAL "RUNNING OF THE NUDES" EVERY YEAR IN SPAIN.      
     HOWEVER I DETEST EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT 'PETA' (People For The Ethical Treatment Of     
     Animals). HERE'S THE THING, PAM SERVES AS ONE OF THEIR PRIMARY SPOKE PERSONS.

* 'PETA' SUPPORTS SELF DESCRIBED DOMESTIC TERRORIST GROUPS SUCH AS 'THE EARTH               
   LIBERATION FRONT' AND 'THE ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT'

* 'PETA' BLATANTLY EXPLOITS THE HOLOCAUST FOR IT'S ADVERTISING.

*
'PETA' IS CURRENTLY UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU.

* SENATE COMMITTEE QUESTIONING
'PETA' TAX EXEMPT STATUS FOR FUNDING ORGANIZATIONS LATER     
  DESIGNATED AS TERRORIST.

SHOUT OUT: "PAM? PAM, ARE YOU THERE?? YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK TWICE ABOUT DONATING MORE     
MONEY TO THIS FUCK NUTS CRAZY ORGANIZATION YOU SO PROUDLY REPRESENT!"
#6
PAMELA  ANDERSON
#5
LARRY KING
#5 - LARRY KING: LET'S FACE IT! THE JOB AS A PROFESSIONAL INTERVIEWER IS TO BRING ON A      
     MOTHER LOAD NUMBER OF PEOPLE, OF ALL BACKGROUNDS AND LET THEM SPEAK THEIR MINDS. THIS  
     IS A VERY GOOD THING! WE HEAR FROM PEOPLE DOING GOOD... PEOPLE DOING BAD... PEOPLE WE  
     AGREE WITH... PEOPLE WE DISAGREE WITH! HOWEVER LARRY'S SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER   
     THAN ALL THE OTHER INTERVIEW SHOWS. ONLY LARRY GETS TO TALK TO HEADS OF STATE...       
     UNITED STATES PRESIDENTS... THE TOP OF THE TOP!!! TO BE FAIR, HE HITS THEM HARD AND    
     SOMETIMES PUTS THEM ON THE SPOT... UNLESS SOMEONE IS PEDDLING BULLSHIT!

* NO TOUGH QUESTIONS AND UNCHALLENGED PLATFORM FOR GUESTS PEDDLING PSEUDOSCIENCE,           
  PARANORMAL OR HARMFUL CLAIMS!

* GIVES WEB ADDRESSES, SHOWS BOOKS, DISPLAYS DVD'S AND ACTS AS A TOP SALESMAN FOR           
  GUESTS PEDDLING PSEUDOSCIENCE AND PARANORMAL CLAIMS!

* GIVES EVERY INDICATION THAT
'CNN' FULLY ENDORSES CELEBRITY PSYCHICS, CONSPIRACY           
  THEORISTS, GHOST HUNTERS, UFO ADVOCATES AND PROMOTERS OF SCIENTIFIC ALTERNATIVES TO       
  HEALTH CARE!


SHOUT OUT: "LARRY, YOU'RE AN ICON!! ... UNLESS! ... AND THAT'S A VERY BIG UNLESS! YOU       
ARE INTERVIEWING SOMEONE PROMOTING SOME PSEUDOSCIENCE OR PARANORMAL CLAIM! YOU'VE BEEN IN   
THE BUSINESS SO LONG, WHY RUIN A GOOD THING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?"
#4
BILL MAHER
#4 - BILL MAHER: I REALLY LIKE BILL'S MOVIE 'RELIGULOUS' AND APPRECIATE THAT HIS IS        
     ONE OF THE VERY FEW PUBLIC VOICES OPPOSING THE 9/11 CONSPIRACY MYTHS. HOWEVER, I      
     CAN'T DENY THE FACT THAT HE HAS A DARKER SIDE!

* BOARD MEMBER OF 'PETA'

* APPROVES PAYMENTS TO CONVICTED ARSONIST ROD CORONADO

* OUTSPOKEN DENIAL OF EVIDENCE BASED MEDICINE

* BELIEVES MEDICAL DOCTORS, THE GOVERNMENT AND PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES CONSPIRE TO KEEP   
  EVERYONE SICK BY PRESCRIBING MEDICATION.

SHOUT OUT: "BILL! THINK OF THE INCREDIBLE SIZE OF YOUR AUDIENCE OUT THERE MAN!! IF         
EVEN A SINGLE PERSON TAKES YOUR CLAIMS TO HEART AND AVOIDS NEEDED MEDICAL TREATMENT AS     
A RESULT... YOU ARE GUILTY OF A HORRIBLE MORAL CRIME!"
#3
PRINCE CHARLES
#3 - PRINCE CHARLES: WHAT'S WORSE THAN A COMEDIAN DENYING MODERN MEDICINE? IT'S WHEN THE  
     FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND DOES THE SAME THING! THIS MEDIEVAL SUPERSTITION WE WOULD      
     EXPECT FROM PEOPLE LIKE SOUTH AFRICA'S FORMER HEALTH MINISTER, NOT FROM THE ROYAL    
     FAMILY OF ONE OF THE WORLDS MOST ADVANCED NATIONS! ALTHOUGH, ROYAL FAMILIES ARE KIND
     OF A MEDIEVAL THING TOO?

* STARTED THE FOUNDATION OF INTEGRATED HEALTH.

* ATTEMPTS TO LEGITIMIZE AND PROMOTE THE USE OF UNTESTED, UN-APPROVED AND IMPLAUSIBLE     
  ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES.

* COLLABORATIVE AGREEMENT WITH
'BRAVEWELL' (Bravewell is the United States largest        
  fund raising organization dedicated to the promotion of non-scientific alternatives     
  to health care.)

SHOUT OUT: "HEY PRINCE! YOU ARE PERHAPS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL MAN IN THE UNITED            
KINGDOM! YET, YOU DISPLAY GROSS IRRESPONSIBILITY THAT DIRECTLY RESULTS IN UNTREATED       
DISEASE AND DEATH... YOU ASSHOLE!"
#2
JENNY McCARTHY
#2 - JENNY McCARTHY: THE MOST OUTSPOKEN ANTI VACCINE ADVOCATE IS BY DEFINITION THE PERSON   
     RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOST DISEASE AND SUFFERING IN OUR FUTURE GENERATION!

* DIRECTLY BLAMED FOR THE CURRENT RISE IN MEASLES.

* BLAMES VACCINES FOR AUTISM.

* BELIEVES HER SON IS AN
'INDIGO CHILD' (Indigo Child is thought to be a child with a       
  blue aura who represents the next stage in human evolution!)

SHOUT OUT: "JENNY! YOU WACKO IRISH BITCH! IF ANYONE TOOK THEIR FAMILIES MEDICAL ADVICE      
FROM YOU, THEY WOULD SURELY HAVE TO BE NOTHING LESS THAN FUCK NUTS CRAZY! ...               
OH, BY THE WAY GO TO
http://www.stopjenny.com FOR MORE INFORMATION! .....
YOU ARE ONE WACKO IRISH BITCH!!! ... BY THE WAY, THAT KID DON'T LOOK RIGHT!"
#1
OPERA WINFRIED
#1 - OPERA WINFRIED: THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD SIT AT THE TOP OF THIS PYRAMID AS #1, IS    
     THE ONE, WIDELY CONSIDERED THE MOST INFLUENTIAL IN THE WORLD. OPERA PROMOTES EVERY    
     PSEUDOSCIENCE IMAGINABLE! TO HER ESTIMATED TOTAL AUDIENCE OF 100 MILLION, MANY OF     
     WHOM UNCRITICALLY ACCEPT EVERY WORD THIS WOMAN SAYS!


* PROMOTES THE PARANORMAL.

* PROMOTES PHYSIC POWERS.

* PROMOTES NEW AGE SPIRITUALISM.

* PROMOTES CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

* PROMOTES QUACK CELEBRITY DIETS.

* PROMOTES PAST LIFE REGRESSION.

* PROMOTES ANGLES & GHOSTS.

* PROMOTES ALTERNATIVE THERAPY.

* PROMOTES ACUPUNCTURE.

* PROMOTES HOMEOPATHY.

* PROMOTES ANTI-VACCINATION.

* PROMOTES VITAMIN MEGA DOSING.

* PROMOTES VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING THAT WILL DISTRACT A HUMAN BEING FROM    
  MAKING USEFUL PROGRESS AND INFORMED DECISIONS IN LIFE!


READ ME: TO BE FAIR, WHILE MUCH OF WHAT SHE PROMOTES IS NOT DIRECTLY HARMFUL, SHE OFFERS   
         NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE TWO. LEAVING THE GULLIBLE PUBLIC INCREASINGLY AND      
         INCREMENTALLY INJURED WITH VIRTUALLY EACH AND EVERY EPISODE!


SHOUT OUT:
"HEY! OPERA, YOU FAT 'n FUGLY BITCH! WHEN YOU HAVE A GIANT AUDIENCE, YOU HAVE   
A GIANT RESPONSIBILITY! NOW IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU DON'T WANT SUCH A                 
RESPONSIBILITY? IF THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'S COOL! ... JUST KEEP THAT FAT TRAP SHUT!! ...    
OR... BETTER STILL, LIMIT YOUR GIG TO JOKES OR ACTING OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO!"